Incorrect Lupin III Quotes

[Shmeepy!]

Alright, I caved.

Jigen: Do you take constructive criticism?
Fujiko: No, only cash or credit.

Fujiko: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Zenigata: Try and calm myself down!
Jigen: Sleep.
Goemon: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Lupin: I don't.

Zenigata: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Lupin: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Zenigata: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Lupin: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

Lupin: Hello friends!
The Gang:
Lupin: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Lupin: I tried to write ‘I'm a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and i feel like that’s more accurate.

 

[OcarinaPen]

Fujiko: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Goemon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Jigen: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

This feels like it could be a joke in the Part 2 dub and I love it

 

[Cyo']

Jigen: Do you take constructive criticism?
Fujiko: No, only cash or credit.

Lupin: Hello friends!
The Gang:
Lupin: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

These two are very much in character, I could see them really happening hehehe

 

[Cyo']

I have to say this thread is absolutely perfect to get some fun Lupin comic inspiration! Can't wait to pick some of the quotes and draw them hehe

 

[YuStarDino]

I have to say this thread is absolutely perfect to get some fun Lupin comic inspiration! Can't wait to pick some of the quotes and draw them hehe

I'll probably do the same, having bad art block rn

 

[WateredWillow]

I have to say this thread is absolutely perfect to get some fun Lupin comic inspiration! Can't wait to pick some of the quotes and draw them hehe

I thought the same thing, I already have plans to draw a few of these.

 

[Cyo']

I thought the same thing, I already have plans to draw a few of these.

Heheheh can't wait to see them!

 

[Cyo']

I'll probably do the same, having bad art block rn

YAYYY! I really hope it'll help you through your artblock

We could even make a thread only for these Incorrect quotes Lupin drawing if a lot of people draw some!

 

[WateredWillow]

Lupin: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Jigen: Why’d you get banned?
Lupin: Touched the rat.
Jigen: … What rat?
Lupin: Chunky Cheese.

 

[OcarinaPen]

Fujiko: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Goemon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Jigen: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Can't think of a good canvas size for a comic of this, pls help

 

[OcarinaPen]

Fujiko: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Goemon: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Jigen: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

Sketch for the comic is done. If you think my line thickness is set too high, tell me

 

[Hawkens]

These are amazing! Now I gotta try my hand at some! Might title them or add some little extra bits as I feel fit it. Wahey!
(also oh man, I remember bash.org, I will have to paste my fav one at the end)

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Jigen is Definitely Listening to Lupin's Next Heist Plan

Lupin: Are you listening to me?
Jigen: *nods*
Lupin: What did I just say?
Jigen: *nods*
Lupin: ...

(remember, one nod = yes, two nods = no, anything else = this question is too complicated)
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Is Lupin Still Flirting?

Lupin: Did it hurt when you fell-
Jigen: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Lupin: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Jigen: ...
Lupin: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

(apparently he isn't)
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Lupin has Issues with Boundaries

Lupin: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Zenigata: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

(he even brought ramen!)
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Constructive Criticism, Jigen Style

Jigen: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
Lupin: No, go ahead. I want to hear it.
Jigen: Your heist plan sucks.
Lupin: That's not constructive criticism.

(Lupin pouted for days)
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Just One Last Thing

Jigen: Truth or dare?
Lupin: Truth.
Jigen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lupin:
Lupin: Dare.
Jigen: Go to sleep.
Lupin: I don't like this game.

(he's easily distracted)
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Bad Choices

Lupin: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
Jigen: Oh my god, really?!
Lupin: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

(Lupin's being rather generous, honestly)
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Okay, and for now, so this post isn't a mile long, here's the one Bash.org post that stuck with me all of college XD (Edited the names/bolded to make it easier to read Original post = http://bash.org/?23396)

#23396 +(36852)- [X] <GUNMAN357> HEY LOVEMACHINE_III <GUNMAN357> INSULT <LOVEMACHINE_III> RETORT <GUNMAN357> COUNTER-RETORT <LOVEMACHINE_III> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE <GUNMAN357> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP <LOVEMACHINE_III> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM <GUNMAN357> RIPOSTE <GUNMAN357> ADDON RIPOSTE <LOVEMACHINE_III> COUNTER-RIPOSTE <GUNMAN357> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE <LOVEMACHINE_III> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON <ZENIGOTCHA> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES <LOVEMACHINE_III> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD <ZENIGOTCHA> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

 

[HellsPurestDevil]

Oooo! Incorrect quotes!

 

[morayforte]

 

[HellsPurestDevil]